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    Posted: October 03 2013 at 05:14
The NME's list of such has a not-very-surprising dominance of industrial, metal and punk groups. I must say I'm somewhat disappointed these folks didn't make the list, though.
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Bad taste rules .
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Points: 6446 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 03 2013 at 05:27
Half of those were nowhere near gross. Where was Cannibal Corpse?
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Not many on the Archives, but we do have Nice Beaver and Smegma.
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Is that the same Smegma that did a split with NON?
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Originally posted by ClemofNazareth ClemofNazareth wrote:

Not many on the Archives, but we do have Nice Beaver and Smegma.
Seriously..?
It makes an old man like myself want to take these young hooligans out to the woodshed and thrash them and send them to bed without dinner.
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Don't forget The Screaming Headless Torsos
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I always laugh at a lot those silly band names, and metal generally has a slew of funny names.  I'm just happy to see AC on there.


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Originally posted by dr wu23 dr wu23 wrote:

Originally posted by ClemofNazareth ClemofNazareth wrote:

Not many on the Archives, but we do have Nice Beaver and Smegma.
Seriously..?
It makes an old man like myself want to take these young hooligans out to the woodshed and thrash them and send them to bed without dinner.
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Also, the site itself is terrible, I hate those setups. I didn't see one band name, just pictures and comments.  


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New album!
http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385
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Well, most of these names are pretty tame, if you have in mind all the horrors that many grindcore/death-metal musicians have chosen to name their bands.
It's not like they listed bands such as [censored] Flood of [censored], [censored] By A Horse, [censored] the [censored] in the [censored] or Unholy Farm of [censored] of [censored].
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Not even Cock & Ball Torture?
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One Direction?
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Originally posted by chopper chopper wrote:

One Direction?


Their music is gross, yes.
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I'm a big fan of this band.
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Points: 1420 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 04 2013 at 10:26
not so gross. check some underground goregrind band list. 
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Points: 5898 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 05 2013 at 04:37
Or album/song titles if you want some good unintentional humour. Especially when they're littered with Engrish.
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Points: 2673 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 05 2013 at 12:08
They're gross, but nothing to make you cringe. But really, what's gross about Axe Wound?
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Points: 5898 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 06 2013 at 04:32
Yeah, if you ask me their place on the list should be taken up by Syphilitic Vaginas instead. I actually have trouble convincing other people to listen to that band because of their name, when they're the best genre hybrid between 1980s hardcore punk and 1990s black metal I've heard in a long while.
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